Who has the smelliest butt in poker?

WHO HAS THE SMELLIEST BUTT IN WORLD POKER?

So it,s the question that thousands have been asking and i,m going to work it out with a mix of science and common sense.

1. Greg Raymer is the unbackable favorite to win the title of SMELLIEST BUTT IN WORLD POKER and even bookmakers have stopped taking bets on this guy.However the rumors are that Greg will be happy to win any title in poker this year.
2. Jimmy Fricke is a young pretender to the thrown and good value for money at 3/1 but i think he,s to young to win it this year but could go on to become a future SMELLIEST BUTT IN WORLD POKER champion.
3. Mimi Tran is the only female to make the final table of the SMELLIEST BUTT IN WORLD POKER and i would just like to point out to people that they should never get drunk and try get a woman into bed who has the word TRAN in her name,looks like a man,pee,s standing up,can dunk a basket ball and give Chuck Norris a good fight.
4. Chris Ferguson is a long shot at 30/1 but worth 10 bucks especially if his butt is as hairy as his face.
5. Doyle Brunson has spent his entire life sitting on his fat ass and it must be going a bit stale so don,t be surprised if the old master adds another title to his already impressive list of poker titles.