German Poker Tour Robbers surrender

GERMAN POKER TOUR ROBBERS HAND THEMSELVES INTO POLICE

So the on going joke that was the highly amusing robbery in Germany on an EPT event just got even funnier as it turns out that all the donk,s involved in the robbery have now handed themselves into the German police.So after the total donkfest of a robbery the robber,s seem to have forgotten the main objectives of stealing money and getting away with it.So just in case any of these guys are reading this article from the comfort of their jail cell in Germany i will explain what your supposed to do once you rob somewhere and get away with the money.You are supposed to not got straight back to the police and hand yourself is is what your not supposed to do.

So now i,m totally confused as to what is the funniest part of all this donkfest,was it the security guard throwing a bag at a robber with a gun(and the robber not having the balls to shoot him),was it the robber who ran back in with a metal bar to save his donkey of a friend(why not just use his gun?) or was it the way these guys robbed a poker tournament and got away with the money then just handed themselves in to the police.What exactly was there objective here?.Did they decide before they done the robbery that if anyone seen them doing it they would hand themselves into police?.If not then what was the point in robbing a poker tournament or anything else if you had no intention of letting yourself get away with it?.

These guys are dumb beyond belief and i could go on all day writing about the donkfest robbery but i got other things to do.I only wish that Greg Reymer would take a leaf out the robbers book and hand himself into PokerStars for not being a pro poker player anymore.Seriously when did he last win something or even go deep in a tournament?.Answers on a postcard to the Greg Reymer is crap competition please.